Today's Track : REM - Man On The Moon

I just found out what a Brazilian wax is. My company operates worldwide, including Brazil. I'm in the process of filling out my application to relocate to Brazil as we speak.
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Ever since I came up with Khiemotherapy, Wanda can't seem to get enough. I hope she doesn't go bald with too much exposure.
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People in this office are getting separated at an alarming rate. Offsetting this is the rate at which my friends are tying the knot. For the guy who bought his gf a 1.7 carat diamond ring -- STOP SETTING THE DAMN BAR SO HIGH FOR THE REST OF US ASSHOLE.
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Birthday season is approaching and in a few months I'll be officially 1 year closer to retirement, being erectile dysfunctional and death. Go shorty (no pun intended) it's your birthday!
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A new movie is soon to be released about a man in his mid-20s who's held hostage by his divorced parents and a wallet-washing grandmother. I believe the title to this movie is Khiem's Life. Stay tuned.